I've thinking that it's high-time that I started spreading my influence around this dump. I'm the most well-known villain around here for crying out loud!
And how am I gonna spread my influence, you ask? Grah-ha-ha-har! With this: http://clubs.sheezyart.com/The_Koopa_Kingdom/
I can hardly believe that I never thought of this before. I mean Meta Knight and those Robot Masters made their own clubs, so why can't I have one? Grr-hrr-hrr-ha!
Now, about the Koopa Kingdom. I'm really not sure if I should join or not because I am not in the mood to fix holes in the wall that Morton made that's like a thousand kilometers away from me.